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No. 668 by Cyclops
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Across
1 Celeb wants sources of Viagra, extra fast! (6)
4 Gym exercises piss Ross off – "clubs should replace power" (8)
10 No hint of actor screwing with Nate (3,1,5)
11 Gross Washington death sentence? (5)
12/3 In which one raised hand might represent thousands of "very into art deco" nuts (4,4)
13 Labour deal which should quite rightly be abolished (5,5)
15/24 PAYE hype: warn about rather optimistic message at this time? (5,3,4)
16 Request clumsy ape to get into lap dancing (6)
19 Take pathetically bad union leader before court (6)
20 Large body and rear ... gin-sozzled ... forever going on (8)
22 Desperately needing relief, snatched a drink of spirits (5,5)
24 See 15
27 Line dance scam – good one (5)
28 Labour leader has shameful secret, i.e. being a favourite of the Queen (9)
29 Concerning the country's inept gay movement (8)
30 Bad example of international co-operation before Spring (6)

Down
1 "Making very fast progress is no possibility" (Corbyn's opening)
(5)
2 A spider possibly could metamorphose into parrot? D'oh! (9)
3 See 12 Across
5 Stick to Dominic ultimately, not Remain! (6)
6 Stretch top panties, extremely fancy, frantically removed by soldiers hoping for a bang (6,4)
7 Port – love it as liquid! (5)
8 A leek casually inserted during bonk – "get a move on!" (5,1,3)
9 Head from Hugh Laurie's dodgy truck driver? (7)
14 Looking directly at organ, study with discretion (3,7)
15 Bottle each piss-poor sorrow (9)
17 "Where the earth started moving on a big scale" – some dish, getting end away (9)
18 Moreover, Dior creation depressed Marvin, for one (7)
21 Brothel madam protecting a female's name (6)
23 Writing stuff with protection of state – that's perverted (5)
25/26 Corrupt ruler and a member of the clergy (5,4)


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