Issue 1507
dumb britain Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: In Disney’s 1937 animated film, how many dwarves did Snow White share a house with?
Contestant: 101.


The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: Donald Watson left the Vegetarian Society to become co-founder of what society?
Contestant: The Sausage Society.


Supermarket Sweep, ITV2
Rylan Clark-Neal: What is the name of Sherlock Holmes’s sidekick?
Contestant 1: Roger.
Contestant 2: Inspector Morse.
Contestant 3: Derek.


Pointless, BBC1
Alexander Armstrong: We’re looking for a US president whose name does not contain any repeated letters.
Contestant: I’m going to play it safe and say Nixon.


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