Mediaballs
Issue 1460
dumb britain !mpossible, BBC1
Rick Edwards: Which of these are not royal parks in London?
Contestant: I’ll start with St James’s as I know that’s where Newcastle play.


Tenable, ITV
Warwick Davis: Name any of the last ten monarchs of the United Kingdom.
Contestant 1: Elizabeth III.
Contestant 2: Elizabeth I.
Contestant 3: Charles II.
Contestant 4: William V.


The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: Which saint is revered by Christians as the forerunner of Jesus Christ?
Contestant: St Nicholas.


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