
Issue 1642

IZZY CHRISTIANSEN, Radio 5 Live
"Meetings between Novak Djokovic and Carlos Alcaraz never fail to disappoint!"
NESTA MCGREGOR, BBC1
"He’s not going unnoticed, but he’s slipped under the radar"
ADAM BLYTHE, Eurosport
"Zirkzee looking very gloomy behind him, resting his face on his chin"
ALISTAIR BRUCE-BALL, Radio 5 Live
"The average age of the five substitutes on the United bench last night was 107"
ALEX CROOK, TalkSport
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