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Issue 1391
“Both sides wanted a point today, or at least three”
MARC WEBBER
BBC1
from (James O’Farrell)
“He [Rory McIlroy] recorded a 40-yard drive at just two months old”
PETER ALLISS
BBC2
“I feel like Goliath in the land of Lilliput”
MARK HILL
Collectables, BBC2
“That is the most pleasing thing about the game – we have seen the arousal of the fans”
LOUIS VAN GAAL
Radio 5 Live
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