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The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: Which of these geometric shapes has the most sides? You put decagon.
Contestant: Ten sides.
Walsh: Nonagon?
Contestant: No sides.
Walsh: Did you say no sides?


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: Which Jane Austen title character had the maiden name Woodhouse?
Contestant: Literature really isn’t my strong point. I’ll have to say one of the Brontë sisters. Charlotte?


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