posh-spice.jpg
Top Stories Online

Thin ICE
Bitter irony for one MAGA influencer
Standing Pat
Big Tech’s links to AI taskforce
Gravy drain
Burnham’s “insourcing” mission
ONLY IN THE MAGAZINE
Brum’s rush
Tales from inside the Reform UK conference
Charging points
Why our energy bills are rising again
Easy money
Stelios Haji-Ioannou’s latest wheeze
Green Fingers
Guest Saba Salman discusses the Green Party's latest appearance in Private Eye, Helen Lewis on Donald Trump's completely professional relationship with an attractive young aide, and...»

Watch Page 94 here »
Green Fingers
Guest Saba Salman discusses the Green Party's latest appearance in Private Eye, Helen Lewis on Donald Trump's completely professional relationship with an attractive young aide, and Adam Macqueen on the ...»

Watch Page 94 here »
andy-burnham.jpg Outsourcing
EY up andy-burnham.jpg
AS PM-in-waiting in mid-July, Andy Burnham reportedly told Labour MPs Britain had...
more »
vallance.jpg AI Taskforce
Vallance sheet vallance.jpg
BIG tech certainly has an ally in Andy Burnham’s choice of chair...
more »
milo.jpg Griftwatch
The life of Milo milo.jpg
“IF I had any clue that anything remotely like this was even...
more »
Green Fingers
Guest Saba Salman discusses the Green Party's latest appearance in Private Eye, Helen Lewis on Donald Trump's completely professional relationship with an attractive young aide, and...»

Watch Page 94 here »
Crossword
In This Issue
Crossword
Win a cash prize
Mediaballs
In This Issue
Mediaballs
All the latest gaffes
Strips
In This Issue
Strips
Kerbers People
Coronation Street
In This Issue
Coronation Street
The Voters Return
Number Crunching
£15m
Latest annual profit for Wm Morrisons from running supermarkets
£218m
Interest at 11.5 percent on debt to Wm Morrisons’ private equity owners of £2bn, which after interest on other debt leaves losses of more than £600m
Private Eye - The Year In Review 2025
Ian Hislop, Jan Ravens, Lewis Macleod and Harry Enfield appeared live at London's Criterion Theatre for a special Christmas show (and to plug the Eye Annual, still available in all good bookshops).

Watch the video here »
MORE FROM PRIVATE EYE
IN THIS ISSUE
Exclusive new poll for Private Eye... Ten Things You Never Knew About the Bayeux Tapestry... Prisons plan goes disastrously wrong... A tank driver writes... Ignore doom-laden warnings from bank governor, says bot... Ironyometer in new crisis threat... The King of Troubles: A short story special... New from Gnomemart: Farage selective hearing aid... Phil Collins’ Diary, as told to Craig Brown
Brum’s rush
Tales from inside the Reform UK conference
Charging points
Why our energy bills are rising again
Easy money
Stelios Haji-Ioannou’s latest wheeze
Private Eye Issue 1683
WHY SUBSCRIBE?
Private Eye Issue 1682
IN THIS ISSUE
kerbers people
ALSO AVAILABLE ONLINE