A nasty surprise for the Brexit secretary
Brussels Sprouts, Issue 1425
ONE of the nastier surprises waiting for Brexit secretary David Davis when negotiations finally start next spring will be what to do about Britain’s Eurocrats.

For the 73 MEPs and their staff, things are relatively straightforward: as soon as Britain is out of the EU, they get their P45s. For the 1,500 or so Brits working for the European Commission, European Council or European parliament, who have passed the “concours” entrance examinations and thought they had a job for life as EU civil servants, it’s more complicated.

EU staff regulations suggest they could be forced to leave because they will no longer fulfil the eligibility criteria of being EU nationals. Some staff may try to get around this by taking Belgian or Irish citizenship. But the three unions representing Brussels staff are already lobbying for the UK to pay its share of the EU’s estimated €60bn (£50bn) in pension obligations, on behalf of around 3,000 UK officials who have been part of EU institutions since the 1970s. They will soon be put into battle to defend current officials. EU staff unions have a reputation for militancy and have Brits like Simon Coates, of the Fédération de la Fonction Publique Européenne, at the top.

Severance packages
Nor can Davis expect much support from the UK’s own GMB union, which has more than 100 members in its Brussels branch, which falls under the remit of its south-east region. A majority of GMB Brussels members are now staffers in the EU institutions.

European parliament president Martin Schulz has promised British staff in the assembly that their jobs are safe. The commission still pays the wages of four Norwegian officials and an Icelander who were hired when the two countries began their (eventually aborted) negotiations to join the EU.

The UK will either have to fund salaries and pensions for British nationals on the payroll, perhaps for 30 years or more depending on their age, or buy out the contracts. Those with career ambitions will want to be bought out and get other jobs in Brussels or back in Blighty. For those who want to stay, the mother and father of all severance packages awaits.

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