Private Eye logo
twitter
twitter
rss
rss
rss
gnitty
Mediaballs
Issue 1369
“He’s looking at the wrist on his watch”
ANDY TOWNSEND
ITV
“I really hope Spain don’t go out on a damp squid”
TONY PULIS
Radio 5 Live
“Cameroon have got all their players inside the penalty spot”
CLARKE CARLISLE
ITV
“Many of the Iranian players show their Christian name on their shirts”
CLIVE TYLDESLEY
ITV
“The FA are trying to encourage football to get back to its grass roots, so later we will have some beach soccer with Greg Dyke”
BREAKFAST PRESENTER
BBC1
commentatorballs

gnitty
Please email your entries to balls@private-eye.co.uk. £10 paid for submissions printed in the magazine.

To read more Mediaballs, you can buy the latest edition of Private Eye - or subscribe here and have the magazine delivered to your home every fortnight.

Next issue on sale:
5th August 2014.
gnitty
More From This Issue
HP Sauce
Latest stories
more »
HP Sauce
Number
Crunching
more »
Number
Strips
Dave Snooty
more »
Strips
Also Available Online
More From This Issue
Private Eye Issue 1369
private eye Only In The Magazine

Cameron Welcomes China’s Offer to Buy UK… England’s Disappointing World Cup ‘Good Preparation for Future’… Iron Maiden to Headline at Glyndebourne Now ‘Glastonbury’s Too Posh’… Tony Blair: Why I Was Right About Everything and Everyone Else Was Wrong… Why Can’t England Produce Decent Football Commentators… Hillary Clinton’s Diary, as told to Craig Brown

And also...

- Extra everything: More jokes, journalism and cartoons in our 48-page summer special
- Birthday honours: Some of those gongs for ‘extraordinary people’ really were odd, yes!
- Eyeworld: Briefings from Baghdad, Brussels, Burkina Faso and the Venice lagoon
For all these stories you can buy the magazine or subscribe here and get delivery direct to your home every fortnight.
Next issue on sale: 5th August 2014.

Private Eye Issue 1368
gnitty