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No. 546 by Cyclops
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7 Monica's dress accessory catching Bill's head, which wouldn't increase the vote (10)
9 See 8dn. 11 It's worse to cover Nigel's butt – relieved by peer (7)
12 Revolution not an option for those who voted (7)
13 Ultimate educational division? Not for a presumptuous Cameron (5,4)
15 Heath-Robinson houses movingly manifest an erection (5)
16 Farage casually drinks gallons, live – "Bother!" (6)
17 Crown: Camilla's ultimate downhill course (6)
21 African people voice disapproval – militant group rejected (5)
23 "Blow men!" is perverted form of it? (6,3)
25 Spilling the beans, no time for Gordon Brown now? (3-4)
26 Material that's gross, perverse cheesy stuff (7)
28 See 27dn. 29 See 8dn.

1 End of Clegg? Scope for game sacrifice (6)
2/5 Inflexible Miliband's lot, an unwelcome extra for the old time-server (4,6)
3 Drug user who sounds a nag? (7)
4 To many, a ballsed-up members' division (7)
5 See 2dn. 6 An element of a column: "Ever twisted round end of taut underwear?" (8)
8/29/9 Farage incidents that he distorted, being about to cross over to the other side? (7,5,2,3,4)
10 Blair's vacant 'three' irritated northern community members (8)
14 M'lud, Rice mangled a musical item (8)
16 NATO manoeuvres bound to unite with East? That'll be the day! (3,1,4)
18 Express is after Sun, which is not to be sniffed at! (7)
19 Squaddie at first beaten off, then paraded (7)
20 Cyclops is having sex with fed ape (7)
22 An Italian's 'nut-sac' nuts (6)
24 Put much effort into Fanny (6)
27/28 The decent thing to do just before shag under piano (4,4)
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