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No. 561 by Cyclops
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1 Uptight plonker, Conservative and extremely horny (7)
5 Clegg packed with sex and power? Challenge that in some detail! (3-4)
9 With Nigel finally going, perfect conceit! (4)
10 Paper covering for poor US GIs taking care not to be identified (2,8)
12 11's ultimate regular club engagement? How awful if he were to get it! (10)
13 Border control centre withdrawn from "those people" (3)
14/28 Aspects of a literary body minded to be contrary (6,3,4)
15 Swear alternative Tory leader is Labour (6)
18 Johnny's party act: getting married (6)
20 Token party nominees (6)
23/4 When things just get worse and worse – 24/7 in 11's case? (3,4,3)
25 Latrine duty's crap – take day off for detachment (10)
26 Have sex at your convenience with Patty (steamy dish)
? (7,3)
27 Extreme left-winger's back, ousting Labour's top figure (4)
28 See 14ac. 29 City's unscrupulous head walked on air (7)

2 Protection for members in deep water (6)
3 Rise above rants about Corbyn's prime goal (9)
4 See 23ac. 6 Location of pig ritual performance ends with a flourish (2,5)
7 Penis tip that hurt, following posing? (5)
8 Material offered by Conservative, burnt-out stuff, nothing more (8)
11 Ridiculously powerful businessman, syndicate boss, a hollow loud-mouthed fake (6,5)
16 Independent hack's spare prick (9)
17 After a drink, almost nothing on – which was worth something in olden times (8)
19 Was the boss bloke "Silver Balls"? (7)
21 I say, Rebekah's leader screwed up, etc – do some editing! (7)
22 Sex with fish gives off odour (6)
24 Go with it and split tongue (5)
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