"We've had a lot of injuries and we're down to the brass bones now"
CHRIS DALY, BBC Scotland

"Did well to get the ball away with the Italian between her legs"
SARA ORCHARD, BBC2

"Leicester need to take this game by the scruff of the horns!"
ALEX CROOK, TalkSport 2

"In the other play-off semi-final, it's Chesterfield against Notts County in a Derbyshire derby"
STEVE CROSSMAN, Radio 5 Live

"Granit Xhaka has had such an influence in the dressing room, both on and off the pitch"
IAN DENNIS, Radio 5 Live

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