Paddy McGuinness show, BBC Radio 2
McGuinness: Can you finish the line to this iconic song from the Beatles? “Will you still need me, will you still feed me...”
Caller: “When I’m 69...”


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: Which lawn sport traditionally involves hitting wooden balls with a mallet through metal hoops?
Contestant: Crochet.


The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: What Mel Gibson film was spoken in Aramaic and Latin? Contestant: Mad Max.

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