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Huge embarrassment over Bayeux by our Loom Correspondent, Jackie Weaver… Pick of the movies: Piddington Bear… London Fascist Week begins… That Russian Election: Photo Diary of a Surprise Victory… Have They Become Sentient? By our AI reporter Chat G.P. Tee… School News: St Custard Creams and St Hobknobs … Sir Herbert Gusset on Sydney Sweeney: Letter to the Editor… Ironyometers still malfunctioning as world events prove too much… Eric Idle in Provence, as told to Craig Brown.

Oxfamine
The charity’s ill-starred online shopping venture

Rich tapestry
Peter Thiel and George Osborne’s shared interests

Friends with benefits
Angela Rayner’s puzzling fondness for data centres

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