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Reform UK, Issue 1651

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CRYPTO CONVERT: When he's not busy leaving or rejoining Reform UK, Zia Yusuf is leading the party's fight against "unaccountable banks"
JUST before his resignation from (and then his return to) Reform UK last week, Zia Yusuf unveiled the "Crypto Assets and Digital Finance Bill" that his party would pass if it attained power.

It will restore "the rights of every citizen to control their own money, free from arbitrary decisions made by unaccountable banks" and make it "illegal for a bank or payments provider to close your account just because you legally use crypto". The "burden will be on the bank to prove its case, not on the consumer to beg for permission". Bank now, ask questions later, in other words.

It so happens that one man who might very much like this setup is, er, Reform UK's largest benefactor. Christopher Harborne, a £10m party donor who in the past year has also paid for two trips to the US for Nigel Farage (including for Donald Trump's inauguration), has had more than his share of crypto-related banking troubles.

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The Eye first reported Harborne's extensive links to the crypto world more than five years ago (Eye 1520). In the US, Harborne is suing the Wall Street Journal over a 2023 story concerning his involvement with so-called "stablecoin" operator Tether, which in 2021 paid $18.5m to settle fraud allegations in New York.

Harborne, who owned 13 percent of Tether, was not involved in any fraud, but his links to the company caused banking problems, with (non-UK) accounts for his other companies being closed.

In 2020, Eye 1531 also reported his extensive appearances in the FinCEN Files of leaked "suspicious activity reports" from major banks to the US Treasury. High-value crypto transactions in his name and that of his Thai alter ego, Chakrit Sakunkrit, were reported by HSBC, although there is no suggestion they were illicit.

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Plenty of crypto dealings are dodgy, however, as Farage's close friend, helper, donor and convicted fraudster George Cottrell might be able to tell the party.

Cottrell is reported to have been investigated by authorities in Montenegro, where he has been pictured with Farage, for running an illegal "cryptomat" in the country's Tivat port. This was allegedly used to fund the local right-wing Europe Now movement. He dismissed the allegations as politically motivated and says local authorities refused to issue a warrant against him.

Putting the onus on a bank to show dodginess, rather than on the customer to satisfy it that the funds are clean, imposes a tall order and would be a licence for more dirty money in the banking system. Some of it would then have little trouble finding its way to political parties and their representatives.

Which of course wouldn't be of any interest to squeaky-clean Reform UK.

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