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Issue 1380
“They know each other like a glove”
PETER FLEMING
Sky Sports 3
from Arthur Randle
“These Master Chef quarter-finalists have worked their backsides to be here”
MONICA GALETTI
BBC2
from Jane Kelly
“Since he first appeared for England, Wayne Rooney has had 100 craps”
SONALI SHAH
Radio 4
from Barry Symmons
“It’s been a long week and it’s gone really quickly, if you know what I mean”
KENNY BLACK
BT Sport
from David Kelly
“It’s worse than the worst-case scenario”
TRAFFIC-CONTROL WORKER
BBC2
from Francis Harvey
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