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RAYNER PARADE
Backers of the Starmerite group Labour Together have donated to Angela Rayner, suggesting they see her as a plan B for moderate Labour.

TEMPTING FREIGHT
New figures reveal that many incoming consignments "flagged" at Dover for further checks never actually turn up at the border control post as required.

SHITES OF THE ROUND TABLE
Before Global Counsel bit the dust, its lobbyists schmoozed their client Palantir into cosy relations with the Department for Health and Social Care.

KICKING HABITS
Labour's ham-fisted response to the Green party's proposals on illegal drugs is closing down a debate that many Labour ministers once supported.

CALLED TO ORDURE
Elon Musk's PR man Wifredo Fernandez did another of his informative turns at a Commons committee last week, alongside other social media representatives.

OFFSHORING UP
The offshore bonanza fuelling Reform UK continues, including donations from two loss-making firms with links to the British Virgin Islands.

SILENT WITNESSES
When the Crime and Policing Bill is enacted after its final reading in the Lords, statutory reporting of suspected abuse will have been watered down.

HOUSING NEWS
Angela Rayner and Michael Gove were united earlier this month by common foes: greedy freeholders and Treasury beancounters.

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Haven scent
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