"Granit Xhaka has had such an influence in the dressing room, both on and off the pitch"
IAN DENNIS, Radio 5 Live

"In the other play-off semi-final, it's Chesterfield against Notts County in a Derbyshire derby"
STEVE CROSSMAN, Radio 5 Live

"Leicester need to take this game by the scruff of the horns!"
ALEX CROOK, TalkSport 2

"Did well to get the ball away with the Italian between her legs"
SARA ORCHARD, BBC2

"We've had a lot of injuries and we're down to the brass bones now"
CHRIS DALY, BBC Scotland

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