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Issue 1666

"Torvill and Dean receive a knighthood and a damehood respectively"

"Gloucester with a record of played six, lost seven" JAMIE LYALL, TNT Sports

"You can't compare apples to apples"

"He does get the last initial touch"

"Joe Batley, one of the most highly rated underrated players in the Prem"

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