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HENCH MAN: Streamer Hasan Piker has become a polarising figure in US politics
MUCH like Marvel, Fox News has its own cinematic universe – a cast of characters in which its audience can invest their hopes and fears. Now a new supervillain has appeared, ready to be battled by the brave, blow-dried avengers of the network that gave us Pete Hegseth. Their new Thanos is Hasan Piker.

Piker is a streamer, which means his job is to sit at his computer all day, watching videos and playing games, and airing his opinions. He is an innovator in this space because – unlike most men who have spent an estimated third of their lives surfing the net – Piker is extremely attractive.

And he’s hench: the New York Times once described him as “a progressive mind in a body made for the ‘Manosphere’”, by which it meant he works out.

He also has a luxuriant head of hair, the result of taking finasteride – a drug he recommended, during a filmed interview, to New York mayor Zohran Mamdani. (The mayor had confessed that the “baldness stuff” from trolls got to him more than the “racist stuff”.) Oh, and he’s tall – 6ft 4in.

Fox trap
Sorry, where was I? Oh yes, the point is that Fox News loves showing footage of Piker because his looks titillate its core demographic of divorced cougars in Florida, while his views reliably antagonise their fifth husbands.

The 35-year-old, who was born in New Jersey but raised in Turkey, takes a dim view of America’s place in the world.

He has praised Chairman Mao (“one of the great leaders”) and recently visited Cuba on a trip designed to highlight the effect of US sanctions. In 2019, he notoriously said: “America deserved 9/11.”

He later clarified that “within context I was simply referencing the fact that all of the foreign policy decisions and our arming of the insurgent groups in the region, and our efforts in destabilising the Middle East have a direct consequence, a boomerang effect if you will, in causing 9/11”. He has been denied a visa to visit the UK because of his views.

Left foot forward
In April, Piker appeared at a speaking event alongside Abdul El-Sayed, the former Rhodes scholar and public health official who is running to be a senator in Michigan (see Eye 1679).

The state’s Democratic establishment recoiled in horror and endorsed his primary opponent. But the event was popular with young left-wing activists. Thanks to their enthusiasm, El-Sayed won his primary and will now face Republican Mike Rogers in the November midterms.

The Republicans think that linking El-Sayed to Piker is their winning card. It’s not a subtle plan: using the phrase “9/11” repeatedly in a race being contested by a Muslim candidate is not so much a dog-whistle as a foghorn. (Alabama senator Tommy Tuberville greeted El-Sayed’s primary victory by calling him a “terrorist”, while Donald Trump said there were now “jihadists being elected all over the place”.)

A reminder: El-Sayed has no criminal convictions, talks regularly about his respect for LGBT rights and the need for Jewish safety, and survived several years at the most reactionary Oxford college, Oriel, writing a dissertation on obesity. Abu Hamza he is not.

Democrat dilemma
However, he does now face a crucial decision. In the primary election, El-Sayed needed to appeal to the Democratic activist base, which has a high tolerance for criticism of American foreign policy and a desire for candidates who won’t back down in the face of right-wing attacks. In the general election, though, he needs to win over independents in a state that backed Trump by 80,000 votes in 2024.

Will he renounce Piker – as Barack Obama was forced to do with his pastor Jeremiah Wright in 2008, after the latter described 9/11 as “chickens coming home to roost”? Or will he tell Fox News to eff off?

The answer will tell us a lot about the perceived power of television punditry in the internet age.

COLUMNISTS
Issue 1682
agri brigade
With Bio-Waste Spreader: “So far this year, wildfires have burnt up around 60,000 acres of rural land in the UK. Several of these fires, mostly in the uplands, have forced evacuations and damaged protected natural habitats and property. As the incidence of wildfires in the UK increases due to global warming, it has sparked a debate about whether traditional sheep grazing of the uplands raises or reduces their likelihood and intensity…”
medicine balls
With MD: “Why did the University Hospitals of Liverpool Group delay telling victims’ families that staff at UHLG had inappropriately accessed the medical records of victims of the 2024 mass stabbing at a dance class in Southport? The Health Service Journal discovered that a ‘standard’ information access audit carried out by the trust in the days after the incident revealed that 48 staff had accessed the records without good reason. However, this information was not given to the survivors or victims’ relatives until May 2026…”
signal failures
With Dr B Ching: “Derailments such as those in East Sussex and Essex last week and other signs of the rail system coming apart at the seams shouldn’t be a surprise, even during heatwaves that Network Rail says present ‘exceptional challenges’. The government ordained them by underfunding Network Rail’s operations, maintenance and asset renewal for the five years from April 2024…”
eye tv
With Remote Controller: “As American streamers are a major cause of the crisis of funding and viewing numbers at the BBC (Eyes passim), let’s take a look at the state of the new TV. Disney+ has 126m global subscribers, who have just got The Shards, a nine-part drama based on a Bret Easton Ellis novel that started as a podcast audiobook during lockdown. Once a shocking prodigy of American fiction, with Less Than Zero and American Psycho, BEE is now an ancien terrible, revisiting the period of his druggy, humpy early fiction…”
keeping the lights on
With Old Sparky: “How much confidence are we to place in our electricity system? It’s two decades into being reconfigured and upgraded, at a cost of hundreds of billions of pounds, to wean us off fossil fuels, meet the needs of a nation hit by the long-predicted effects of climate change, and – presumably – deliver a service as good and reliable as a modern society demands. On the day before last week’s solar eclipse, National Grid emailed 8m customers in central England with advice…”
music and musicians
With Lunchtime O’Boulez: “Yet more aggro for visitors to this summer’s Edinburgh Festival (see last Eye) as staff at the city’s main museums, including the National Gallery of Scotland and Royal Scottish Academy, take strike action on selected days through the festival period, claiming they’re overburdened with responsibility. Meanwhile small but disruptive street protests have resumed against the festival’s sponsorship deal with Baillie Gifford…”
eye world
Letter from Baghdad
From Our Own Correspondent: “Ali al-Zaidi, our youthful new prime minister, has wasted no time pushing through multi-billion-dollar deals with American oil companies to develop some of Iraq’s biggest oilfields – and with good reason. A businessman with no political past who is unknown in the west, al-Zaidi figures his best chance of survival is to cosy up to Donald Trump, and he struck all the right chords on his visit to Washington last month…”
in the money
With Gold Digger: “A new prime minister resolved to crack some of the country’s more entrenched problems might want to look at the continuing failings in Britain’s response to the global scourge of illicit finance. Since the Eye exposed and mapped the extent of the ownership of British property via tax haven companies 11 years ago (see www.private-eye.co.uk/tax-havens), three governments and six prime ministers have been and gone…”
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