
Issue 1650

JON CHAMPION, Amazon Prime Video
"He's been described as a goalkeeper who has a head on top of his shoulders"
OLIVER WILSON, TNT Sports
"This is the best condition golf course I've ever seen, and it's not far behind Augusta"
PAUL McGINLEY, Sky Sports
"Keep the inertia going"
ROBBIE McEWEN, Discovery
"He's definitely got a puncture… It's either his front tyre or his rear"
ADAM BLYTHE, TNT Sports
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