Issue 1464
dumb britain Pointless, BBC1
Alexander Armstrong: Can you give me the name of a medallist from the Rio Olympics?
Contestant: Mo... Mowlam.

Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: John Aniston is the Greek-American actor father of which Friends actress?
Contestant: Um, um, Courtney Cox.

The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: Which “mad monk” was born in Siberia in about 1869?
Contestant: Confucius.

Walsh: What kind of animal was Roy Rogers’ companion Trigger?
Contestant: Bear.

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Faith and Hope Distance Themselves from Charity, by Paul A. Postle… ‘Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spart’ – Episode 1 of ‘The Spy Who Came in from the Allotment’… Baftas Hijacked by #LookAtMeToo Activists in Black… Will the Jihadi Beatles Ever Get Back Together?… Britain Gripped by ‘Feigning Interest in Curling’… Film Industry Revolution as Black Superheroes Prove They Can Be Very Boring Too… Mary Beard: Julius Caesar Revealed, as told to Craig Brown

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