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Issue 1449
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“There’s no two ways about it: you either love it or you don’t”
BORIS BECKER
BBC1

“Apologies if you did hear the audible obscenity which we’re not sure was uttered”
SIMON REED
BBC1

“Federer first came to Wimbledon winning the Junior title at the age of 98”
SUE BARKER
BBC1

“This is the men’s 400m for totally blind athletes, they’re all wearing blindfolds. The French athlete is in the outside lane, without the benefit of being able to see the other competitors”
JOHN RAWLING
C4

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