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Pointless, BBC1
Alexander Armstrong: Name the fish that shares its name with Scotland’s first minister, elected in 2014.
Contestant: Alex Salmon.

Fifteen-to-One, C4
Sandi Toksvig: Which martial artist earned the nickname “the Muscles from Brussels”?
Contestant: Jackie Chan.

The Getaway Car, BBC1
Dermot O’Leary: Name any mammal you can see when you visit London Zoo.
Contestant 1: Mammoth.
O’Leary: I’m afraid that’s not correct. Maybe 4,000 years ago, but not now.
Contestant 2: Eel.

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