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PROSCRIPTION CHARGES
With activist group Palestine Action now proscribed under anti-terror laws, where might unreliable tales of dodgy foreign funding have originated?

TECHING THE MICK
A no-doubt delightful dinner for technology secretary Peter Kyle courtesy of Google just as the tech giant lobbies for an "AI opportunity agenda".

HOUSING NEWS
Social housing looks like one of the few areas where the government does seem to have a long-term plan – even if it doesn't quite live up to the hype.

CARD DEALERS
Reform UK's "Britannia card", offering "non-dom" status for £250,000, looks more like a sales pitch to potential donors than a serious fiscal policy.

WESTMINSTER WHISPERS
After years of bungling by House of Lords officials, parliamentary procurement will now be supervised by the House of Commons. Will this stop the rot?

PACE MAKERS
Having taken the issue of humanist marriage ceremonies "very seriously" since 2014, officials are working "at pace" on an update. Snail's pace?

ROYAL FINANCES
King Brian's new treasurer is well on his way to a knighthood after the annual royal finances report received an easy ride.

HOLYROOD AT SEA
Fishy goings on as Scottish ministers opened offshore waters to salmon farming on assurances no immediate plans for deep sea salmon farms exist. Really?

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Inaction all round as deadline passes for tax haven registers

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