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£100 prize to the first correct solution opened on 14th March 2014.

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6/7 Nick, as an ordinary member of the public, to perform one big table surprise for Tony (8,6)
10 Boris, affronted, starts article "Clean up!" (5)
11 Push liver out and lose erection rapidly? (7,2)
12 Maybe Andrew's pole is covered with piss (7)
13 Preying type bent TV rule to ensnare underaged primarily (7)
15/19 Blair loses direction turning back 'oaf' – his partner is maturer (3,3)
16 Broadcast by Panama? I don't give a toss (2,4)
17 See 26dn. 19 See 15ac. 21 Part of an article by the Sun that would make you a shady person? (7)
23 The 'ack that was last to show support for political candidate? (7)
25 "Here today, gone tomorrow MP," he provoked with a leer (9)
27 Reserve went on the game broadcast (5)
28 Participating in TV programme about who's getting screwed? (2,4)
29 Liberal Les full of gas, right scam artist (8)

1 Two Far East manoeuvres into which Bush and Blair took us (5,2,3)
2 Russian paper tie, as Viz translated (8)
3 Assembly: Ken's out – "Fix!" (7)
4 Government minister embraces Right then Left, as a brown-noser would (6)
5 See 9dn. 6 It's been overwhelmed by rising levels of cocaine ring supporters, combined (5)
8 Two tits on show don't peak as often? (7)
9/5 By which a monarch approved of lavatory water creature (5,4)
14 Powerless to embrace Labour – simply won't run (10)
16 Euro MPs abandoned the one with the most power (7)
18 Estuary resident: she drank, screwed ... (8)
19 Blast the ex-PM we're told (5)
20 Canary-like ejaculation that hurt lady's bottom (7)
22 Well up, being wrapped in kinky slob's flag (6)
24 Senior "$1000 off" castration practitioner (5)
26/17 A right mess, Gordon's? Dish (4,6)

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