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1 Roger somebody or other to discuss this country? (6)
5 To cry after pisspoor act is a bad thing for luvvies (7)
9 Having revealed your sexual inclination, climax – result! (7)
10 Refined sex needs protective support (6)
11/25ac. "Barely lust!" Joy snapped grabbing penis at its centre (4,4)
12 One who puts pressure on idiot dealer (4,6)
13 Light a few twists as sign that you've had enough (5,4)
16/18 Slush fund finally takes the piss out of the police? (4,4)
19 Miliband abandoned caution in Gove's unreliable hands? (9)
21 Support beneath ministerial arses (5,5)
25 See 11ac. 26 Clasp raw legs, centrally spread (6)
27 Lunatic busy roping in Tony's old sidekick for public financial support? (7)
28 Maybe House of Windsor's extremely dreary, repulsive ... (7)
29 ... crap Queen Elizabeths and King Edwards? (6)

2 Rodent Gordon – ugh! – going ballistic (9)
3 Balls-like crackpot (5)
4/23 Answer: Ed's commitment is claptrap? (1,4,2,5)
5/15/24 Offensively worthless Andy's penis is out – a chat is out (5,3,5)
6 "Turn over" hint on having a stiffy (3,2)
7 Sun is back in one line agenda – prepare for the worst! (3,2,4)
8 Recoil at terrorists stocking drink (5)
14 Scoring is futile: fail to reach satisfactory climax (3,2,4)
15 See 5dn. 17 Mayor does broadcast: his forecasts are dire (9)
20 Live with your partner cook's 50% drug dependency (7)
22 End of banker – paid off, pdq (5)
23 See 4dn. 24 See 5dn. 25 Common carve-up? (5)

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