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Assassinated Borius Caesar to continue as caretaker dictator despite being dead… Shock as not-very-good Tory MP decides NOT to stand in leadership race… Government's irony-ometer explodes as PM is sunk by sex scandal that didn't involve himself… ‘What the f*** have you done you stupid c***s,' asks Daily Mail as traitors oust PM and nation asks: ‘Will Paul Dacre still get his peerage?'… Brits triumph at Wimbledon as Kate Middleton gives out prizes, retiring Sue Barker gets standing ovation and Prince George doesn't have a tantrum… Royal Mail launches limited-edition stamps to commemorate summer's strikes… Nurseryland spin doctors rehabilitate hated Camilla de Vil as national treasure Duchess of Corgi… BBC2, My Life as a Rolling Stone, as told to Craig Brown

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Covid catch-up
The pandemic's long haul

Slapp-ed down
Judge lets rip at Tory donor's lawyers

Hackwatch Whodunnit?
Everyone's to blame – except Boris!


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A few top stories from the magazine

Patriot games »
chancellors.jpg ODDLY, as the Eye went to press it was the present and two former chancellors still in the running for the Tory leadership whose deep love...»

Pirates ahoy on the Thames! »
thames-freeport.jpg RISHI SUNAK may have left the Treasury, but development of his beloved freeports is unlikely to miss a beat – and plans for policing those freeports...»

Lord Cashcroft's big payday »
lord-ashcroft.jpg BIG Tory donor Lord Ashcroft's firm has had a bountiful pandemic. Temp agency company Impellam's annual report, filed at the end of June, shows it has...»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Supermodels
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Assassinated Borius Caesar to continue as caretaker dictator despite being dead… Shock as not-very-good Tory MP decides NOT to stand in leadership race… Government's irony-ometer explodes as PM is sunk by sex scandal that didn't involve himself… ‘What the f*** have you done you stupid c***s,' asks Daily Mail as traitors oust PM and nation asks: ‘Will Paul Dacre still get his peerage?'… Brits triumph at Wimbledon as Kate Middleton gives out prizes, retiring Sue Barker gets standing ovation and Prince George doesn't have a tantrum… Royal Mail launches limited-edition stamps to commemorate summer's strikes… Nurseryland spin doctors rehabilitate hated Camilla de Vil as national treasure Duchess of Corgi… BBC2, My Life as a Rolling Stone, as told to Craig Brown

Covid catch-up
The pandemic's long haul

Slapp-ed down
Judge lets rip at Tory donor's lawyers

Hackwatch Whodunnit?
Everyone's to blame – except Boris!

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