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Members Only, Issue 1619
Members Only, Issue 1619
Great news, team Rishi! We’ve turned the corner now.
Jeremy Hunt
Thank you, Rishi, my budget was very well received.
Thank you, Rishi, my budget was very well received.
Not your budget, Jezza! My interview with Grazia magazine. It’s doing big, big numbers on line.
James Forsyth
Er, boss, big numbers are not always a positive sign. I’ve watched a number of car crashes online that have got big, big numbers.
Er, boss, big numbers are not always a positive sign. I’ve watched a number of car crashes online that have got big, big numbers.
Nonsense. People have been fascinated by my normal family life, doing normal things with my normal wife.
Oliver Dowden
Lovely image of domestic bliss. Or should that be NON-DOMestic bliss?
Lovely image of domestic bliss. Or should that be NON-DOMestic bliss?
No, Oliver, the voters can’t get enough of me telling them how I’m just like them. A regular guy who loads the dishes into the washing machine, who mows the carpet, who makes the fridge every morning and puts the beds out for the bedmen like any other husband!
James Forsyth
Nearly, boss. Maybe you should have stuck to how you do the school run.
Nearly, boss. Maybe you should have stuck to how you do the school run.
In the helicopter?
James Forsyth
No no no, boss!
No no no, boss!
Oliver Dowden
Talk about helicopter parenting!
Talk about helicopter parenting!