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Christmas agony continues for young who CAN now spend festive season with families… Christmas parties are fine, but, er, not really – those new Covid rules in full… Say no to NHS waiting list misery with the new DIY Home Operating Theatre from Gnomemart… Labour wants Father Christmas to investigate No 10 parties to find out who was naughty or nice… Jeremy Corbyn sees off Angela to win Sparts Personality of the Year Award again… I’m a Celebrity Squid Game – Eye Christmas TV Viewing Guide… Fury at unsolicited dick pics beamed into homes as England batsmen surrender meekly in the Ashes… Experts agree that sharing a home with Prince Andrew makes Sarah Ferguson the most persecuted female royal in history… A stress-free Christmas Diary, as told to Craig Brown

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£250 anniversary quiz and £250 bumper crossword

Festive funnies!
Christmas cartoons galore


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A few top stories from the magazine

Cover stories »
grenfell-tower.jpg FOUR and a half years after the Grenfell Tower fire, the inquiry has finally got round to investigating the role central government played in the disaster,...»

Playing in the Sun »
partygate.jpg HAVING determinedly ignored the story of the Downing Street Christmas party for a full week, the Sun was finally forced into action by the emergence of...»

No 10's flat denials »
wallpaper.jpg WHEN the Daily Mail first reported the Downing Street refurbishment last February, the Cabinet Office categorically denied that Boris Johnson had taken any money from outside...»


... plus a few selected highlights:

News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Grim Up North London
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Questions » Live on Facebook
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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In This Issue
Christmas agony continues for young who CAN now spend festive season with families… Christmas parties are fine, but, er, not really – those new Covid rules in full… Say no to NHS waiting list misery with the new DIY Home Operating Theatre from Gnomemart… Labour wants Father Christmas to investigate No 10 parties to find out who was naughty or nice… Jeremy Corbyn sees off Angela to win Sparts Personality of the Year Award again… I’m a Celebrity Squid Game – Eye Christmas TV Viewing Guide… Fury at unsolicited dick pics beamed into homes as England batsmen surrender meekly in the Ashes… Experts agree that sharing a home with Prince Andrew makes Sarah Ferguson the most persecuted female royal in history… A stress-free Christmas Diary, as told to Craig Brown

Late bargains!
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Cash prizes!
£250 anniversary quiz and £250 bumper crossword

Festive funnies!
Christmas cartoons galore

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