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Vote Liz Truss or it'll be this hot every day – Doolally Mail Exclusive… Now it's cooled down, stop worrying about climate crisis until next heatwave, advises Met Office… Joy as Britain gets to host cheesy spanglefest of Tory Party Anti-Eurovision Contest… Viewers shocked twentysomething hook-up show Love Island turns out to be sexist and misogynistic… EuroMillions jackpot winner to splash out on some groceries and then fill the car up with petrol… Gullible pensioners warned of doorstep scam artists claiming to be Mrs Thatcher… Netflix will have to be more like Netflix if it's to survive against Netflix, says Nadine Dorries… Public dismay as Tom Cruise fails to show up for birthday party of Tooting toddler… Tom Bower's Meghan Markle, as told to Craig Brown

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A few top stories from the magazine

Newsnight booker's prize »
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MD on a sickly NHS »
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What a Bryanston pickle! »
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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Celeb
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Vote Liz Truss or it'll be this hot every day – Doolally Mail Exclusive… Now it's cooled down, stop worrying about climate crisis until next heatwave, advises Met Office… Joy as Britain gets to host cheesy spanglefest of Tory Party Anti-Eurovision Contest… Viewers shocked twentysomething hook-up show Love Island turns out to be sexist and misogynistic… EuroMillions jackpot winner to splash out on some groceries and then fill the car up with petrol… Gullible pensioners warned of doorstep scam artists claiming to be Mrs Thatcher… Netflix will have to be more like Netflix if it's to survive against Netflix, says Nadine Dorries… Public dismay as Tom Cruise fails to show up for birthday party of Tooting toddler… Tom Bower's Meghan Markle, as told to Craig Brown

Nukes bulletin
More security failings at Sellafield

City breaks
Chancellor's post-Brexit financial free-for-all

Bang to rights
A lockdown leaving do at the Mail on Sunday

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