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Vaccine roll-out raises hope Britain can go back to being awful… Relaxation of rules allows Scrooge to form bubble with all three ghosts of Christmas… Rudy Giuliani demands recount of his T cells after testing positive for Covid-19… Royal experts claim footage of The Queen’s Speech is ‘completely fabricated’… Widespread joy as football welcomes back morons to disgrace the game… It’s Strictly I’m a Celebrity Masterchef Christmas Bake Off on Ice – Xmas TV highlights in full… Peter Hitchens: My Happy Christmas, as told to Craig Brown

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Cartoons, Gnome’s Xmas Giftmart & more

Cash prize
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Happy Families
The Eye’s fun game for Christmas 2020!


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Including: In The Back, Street Of Shame, HP Sauce, Crossword, Funny Old World, Luvvies, Number Crunching, Me & My Spoon, Craig Brown's Diary, Mediaballs, Pseuds Corner, Letters, Lookalikes, Headmaster's Message, Cartoons, Strips, Music And Musicians, Agri Brigade, Signal Failures, Eye TV, Rotten Boroughs, Media News and much, much more!


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In the Online Edition

A few top stories from the magazine

Nine lessons from Covid »
vaccine.jpg 1. Celebrate Science

Whatever your view on the profits of the pharmaceutical industry, the extraordinary achievement in producing Covid vaccines within a year deserves...»

Preparing to fail »

brexit-queue.jpg DEAL or no deal, the disruption that follows the end of the UK’s Brexit transition period will reflect the abject failure of government to prepare for...»

Conflict of interest zone »
rishi-sunak.jpg ACCORDING to accounts filed by the investment company of which Rishi Sunak was co-owner and director until becoming an MP in 2015, the chancellor failed for...»


... plus a few selected highlights:

News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Snipcock And Tweed
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Questions » Live on Facebook
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Vaccine roll-out raises hope Britain can go back to being awful… Relaxation of rules allows Scrooge to form bubble with all three ghosts of Christmas… Rudy Giuliani demands recount of his T cells after testing positive for Covid-19… Royal experts claim footage of The Queen’s Speech is ‘completely fabricated’… Widespread joy as football welcomes back morons to disgrace the game… It’s Strictly I’m a Celebrity Masterchef Christmas Bake Off on Ice – Xmas TV highlights in full… Peter Hitchens: My Happy Christmas, as told to Craig Brown

Festive funnies
Cartoons, Gnome’s Xmas Giftmart & more

Cash prize
Try our bumper £250 prize crossword

Happy Families
The Eye’s fun game for Christmas 2020!

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