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Record Number of Migrants Cross Channel to Flee Chaotic Nation on Brink of Dictatorship… Internet ‘Too Slow’ to Keep Up With UK Brexit News… Emily Thornberry’s Cut-Out-’N’-Keep Guide to Labour’s Brexit Plan… Lib Dems ‘a Proper Political Party’ Now They’re Split On Revoking Article 50 Without a Referendum… Joyful Middle East Women Mark Launch of ‘The Testaments’ in All-Black Versions of the Handmaid’s Costume… ‘Why Won’t Ghastly, Callous Meghan Let Me Meet Baby Archie?’ Asks Thomas Markle… Liz Jones: My Cultural Highlights, as told to Craig Brown

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After Bercow
Battle for the speaker’s chair

‘No deal’ army
The navy and RAF are on call too!

Borismania?
The PM’s many female Facebook fans


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A few top stories from the magazine

No deal and the NHS »
boris-johnson.jpg HOW many deaths is a price worth paying for a no deal Brexit? It’s a scenario that has doubtless been gamed by the government, but its...»

May’s parting gifts »
new-year-honours.jpg TRADITIONALLY prime ministers honour celebs and sports people to show their own human side and draw attention away from the dodgy tycoons and cronies also on...»

Tikka back control… »
priti-patel.jpg A FAIRLY standard change to the Immigration Rules received more coverage than usual last week when home secretary Priti Patel announced the introduction of “vindaloo visas”...»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Premiershits
PM's Questions » Live on Facebook
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Record Number of Migrants Cross Channel to Flee Chaotic Nation on Brink of Dictatorship… Internet ‘Too Slow’ to Keep Up With UK Brexit News… Emily Thornberry’s Cut-Out-’N’-Keep Guide to Labour’s Brexit Plan… Lib Dems ‘a Proper Political Party’ Now They’re Split On Revoking Article 50 Without a Referendum… Joyful Middle East Women Mark Launch of ‘The Testaments’ in All-Black Versions of the Handmaid’s Costume… ‘Why Won’t Ghastly, Callous Meghan Let Me Meet Baby Archie?’ Asks Thomas Markle… Liz Jones: My Cultural Highlights, as told to Craig Brown

After Bercow
Battle for the speaker’s chair

‘No deal’ army
The navy and RAF are on call too!

Borismania?
The PM’s many female Facebook fans

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