Issue 1503
dumb britain Tenable, ITV
Warwick Davis: Name any one of the last ten monarchs of Great Britain.
Contestant: Queen Elizabeth the third.


Pointless, BBC1
Alexander Armstrong: A “lady” who is the personification of chance, she smiles down on people with good fortune.
Contestant: Lady Godiva.


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: Which famous British vet wrote If Only They Could Talk and It Shouldn’t Happen to a Vet?
Contestant: Doctor Dolittle. Shephard: In 1991, 15-year-old Judit Polgar became the youngest ever international grandmaster of which board game?
Contestant: Monopoly.


The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: Which British woman was awarded the US presidential medal of freedom in 1991?
Contestant: Mother Teresa.


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