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Top Tory in ‘moneytrap' sting… Humza Plotter and the Half Baked Crime Bill… MP in second home shock… Nurseryland honeytrap sting warning… Benjamin Netanyahu's guide to surgeons attempting to remove his hernia… Britain ‘prepared to do nothing'… Are there enough senior royal reporters to go round?… A new short story by Clara Sill, Britain's top romantasy novelist… A Very Royal Scoop Scandal, the untold story… Vital issues of our day (1): the Garrick Club, as told to Craig Brown.

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Russia Watch
The fallout from last month's Moscow terror attack

Where's Boris?
GB News is missing its star signing

Jackwatch
The latest flag tweak to attract tabloid fury


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24th April 2024
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A few top stories from the magazine

Blue blood»
hancock-bridgen.jpg IN "cases ideally both sides would lose" news, last month saw the libel battle between disgraced former Tory MPs Andrew Bridgen and Matt Hancock reach its...»

Overpaying the pipers»
flamanville.jpg FROM the start of EDF's interminable development of two new nukes at Hinkley Point in Somerset, we were promised big efficiencies thanks to EDF's prior experience...»

Poll positions»
sam-tarry.jpg AS INSPECTOR Knacker's cybercrime unit investigates the role of the controversial Anonyvoter remote polling system in the selection process to choose Labour's candidate in the Croydon...»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Andy Crapp
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Top Tory in ‘moneytrap' sting… Humza Plotter and the Half Baked Crime Bill… MP in second home shock… Nurseryland honeytrap sting warning… Benjamin Netanyahu's guide to surgeons attempting to remove his hernia… Britain ‘prepared to do nothing'… Are there enough senior royal reporters to go round?… A new short story by Clara Sill, Britain's top romantasy novelist… A Very Royal Scoop Scandal, the untold story… Vital issues of our day (1): the Garrick Club, as told to Craig Brown.

Russia Watch
The fallout from last month's Moscow terror attack

Where's Boris?
GB News is missing its star signing

Jackwatch
The latest flag tweak to attract tabloid fury

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