TOP STORIES IN THE LATEST ISSUE:

- NUDGE NUDGE, WINK WINK:
The Telegraph lets cabinet minister refute “suggestive reports” about his sexuality that have already appeared in… the Telegraph!

- THIRD TIME LUCKY:
Keen recycler Julie Burchill shares her thoughts on Madonna with Independent readers (who might have missed them in the Guardian or Observer).

- GRAVE OFFENCE:
Mail on Sunday sacks TV reviewer for causing possible offence… to the (late) Mrs Bob Monkhouse.

- NEVER TOO OLD:
Minor celebrity celebrates her 30th birthday in OK! magazine… just a year after celebrating it in Reveal!

- BLOG ROLLING:
The Spectator fawns over online writers… while trying to get them to work for it for free.

PLUS: VAC-WATCH
– Lucy “Polly Filler” Cavendish, those freebie holidays and the Telegraph.