Sir,
I note with some sadness that there were no Pseudo Names in the last issue of your organ. Could this be so long, farewell and goodbye? I hope not!
AL VEDERZANE.
(Nick Wright)

Sir,
We have just scanned your organ (Eye 1244) from cover to cover but no Pseudo Names could we find. Alas and alack bring them back!
B. REFT
D. SPARING
P.T. FULL
N. SAD.
(Christine Grocott)

Sir,
Thank goodness you’ve come to your senses and terminated that silly escapade. It was starting to get under my skin.
DERMOT OLOGIST.
(J. Horwich)

Sir,
Wasn’t the very first Pseudo Name sent in in September?
ANNA VERSERY.

Sir,
Looking forward to the death of your column.
PAUL BEARER.
(Evonne Little)