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Israel to Host Eurovision and WW3… It’s Time to Leave Song Contest as Unelected Euro-Judges Rob Britain Again… ‘Best Night Ever’ Says Everyone – Local Election Special… All Unworkable Options ‘Still on Table’ – Brexit Latest… Read The Joy of No Sex Bestseller – Hours of No Fun At All!... Shock Revelation as George Osborne Discovers He is Editor of the Evening Standard… Gwyneth Paltrow: The Sex Issue, as told to Craig Brown

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- Cliff Richard: Mystery of the BBC’s original source
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- Screen tested: MD on the dilemmas of breast screening

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