Sir,
I am distressed by the increasing number of foreign names appearing in Pseudo Names. The Eye is a quintessentially British magazine and its content should have an overwhelmingly British flavour.
H. PEASORCE.

Sir,
These ridiculous international pseudo names are very, very annoying. In fact, they make me so mad that I could swear.
PHUNG KIN ELLE.
(Ian Richardson)

Sir,
Having suffered under apartheid in my native South Africa, I sympathise strongly with the present plight of the Palestinians. I would therefore urge Israel to replace its current blockade of Gaza with a system of border controls targeting only items posing a tangible security threat.
AHMS MBAGO.
(Benjamin Plommer)

Sir,
We of the French religious community believe that Pseudo Names should go on for years and years.
PERE ENNIAL.
(David Whitehead)

Sir,
Je ne pense pas que toutes these International Pseudo Names are vrai. Peut etre they should be checked par des experts avant publication.
PIERRE REVUE.
(Mick Humphries)

Sir,
I’m pleased to report that here in Australia your Pseudo Names column is a roaring success.
DAN UNDER.
(Hugo Moss)

Sir,
Surprisingly, my French friends think Pseudo Names is a really good idea.
BONNY DAY.
(Brian Clifford)

Sir,
If ever you decide to include a regular delicatessen feature in your magazine, I would be happy to cover Swiss cheeses.
M.N. TAL.
(Ian Grant)

Sir,
Your column has now reached the extremes of the galaxy.
O.B. WONK
HEN OBEE.
(John Manning)

Sir,
We feel excluded by the terracentricity of Pseudo Names International. Can anything be done to rectify this?
SUE PERNOVA
O.RYAN SPELT.
(Alan MacDonald)

Sir,
It cheers me up to see someone who shares my name wanting a Bruce Willis special (Pseudo Names 1265)! My partner and I applaud this and second it!
DI HARD with
A VENGEANCE.
(Michael Carter)

Sir,
Let’s face it, Pseudo Names is getting rather tired now. Perhaps you could reinvigorate it with a few oddly-shaped vegetables and some talking dogs.
S. TURANTZEN.
(J. Jones)