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Issue 1449

40 years - Time it took government to announce ‘full inquiry’ into contaminated blood transfusions scandal which has already killed nearly 2,500 people

4 weeks - Time it took government to announce ‘full inquiry’ into people being nasty to MPs during the general election campaign
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‘Stop Infighting and Unite to Lose Election’, PM Urges Cabinet… Dalek Overlooked Again as Role of Doctor Who Goes to a Human… Abuse in Politics Is the Fault of ‘All Those C***s on the Other Side’, Everyone Agrees… Tory MP Sacked for Saying Foul N-Word (ie ‘Nigel’)… Children Sad When Mother Died – Exclusive to All Newspapers… Boots Seeks Cheap Remedy After Late-Night Cock-up… Those John Humphrys Interviews in Full… Sarah, Duchess of York’s Diary, as told to Craig Brown

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- BBC pay: The inside view from Remote Controller; plus Fleet Street’s glass house
- Listing badly: The City will do anything to host Saudi Arabia’s Aramco share sale

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Private Eye Issue 1448