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Issue 1388
18 hours Battery life new Apple Watch is limited to, because the company claims a better battery would make it weigh too much to be a ‘compelling’ device
$17,000 Price of the top-of- range Apple Watch with gold casing, which makes it weigh twice as much as standard model
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Famous Five Go to Syria, by Enid Blyton… Nursery Times: Is It The End of the Road for Toad?... Those Alan Yentob Hacked Voicemails in Full… Top Gear: That Episode You’ll Never See… New from Apple – the Apple Apple… What This Piece About Ed Miliband’s Kitchen Tells You About Me, by Sarah Vain… Kanye West: Blown Ma Own Nose, as told to Craig Brown

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- Radio silence: The other big media group that sat on the tax avoidance story
- Leak stew: Fixers and shady sheikhs emerge from the HSBC shadows
- Telegraph timeline: Inside story of the once-great paper’s fall from grace
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Private Eye Issue 1387
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