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Issue 1391
48 Predicted number of SNP MPs after the election who, John Major warned last week, would lead country to chaos in partnership with Ed Miliband
9 Actual number of Ulster Unionist Party MPs John Major relied on to stay in power when he led a minority government from 1996-97
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