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Issue 1381
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John Barrowman: Give me the one word that completes the following lines of poetry. “I wandered lonely as a...”
Contestant: Mouse.

Barrowman: “The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to...”
Contestant: Town.

Barrowman: “O, to be in England / Now that April’s...”
Contestant: Fool.

Barrowman: The two categories to choose from are 19th-century novels or Crufts.
Contestant: I’ll be honest with you – I don’t even know what Crufts are. I’ll have to go with novels…

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