“Wales scored 11 goals in the qualifiers; he [Gareth Bale] scored seven and made the other two”
“Have a look at your ref, watch”
“He’s 20 years old. That’s what stands out. Most people are 21 at that age”
“I believed I could solve it [Fermat’s last theorem], but possibly not in my lifetime”
BBC Radio 5 Live
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‘Once in a Lifetime Chance to Settle Nothing’ Say All Sides… Anger as Football Disrupts Violence at Euro 2016… ‘Oh yus! Oh yus!’ – Cameron Channels Churchill… Clement Freud Talks for Just a Minute on Celebrity Paedos – Radio 4 Extra…
Country Unites in Hating Nigel Farage for ‘Breaking Point’ Poster… Mr Greedy Faces Select Committee… Lord
Donoughue’s Westminster Diary, as told to Craig Brown
- EU bias: TV news and why obsessive ‘impartiality’ is plain daft
- 2016 And All That: History Special on Britain’s relations with Europe.
- PLUS: How cartoonists see D-Day; the Greens of Monaco; & more!
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