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Issue 1417
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“That’s rubbed wounds into Stoke’s salt”
ROBBIE SAVAGE
Radio 5 Live

“Millwall are breathing down the back of their shorts”
MARK CLEMMIT
BBC1

“It’s very congested in the middle of the park... all the width is down the flanks”
JOHN HARTSON
Radio 5 Live

“Kouyate a real threat, with his height and those balls swinging”
ALAN SMITH
Sky Sports

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