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“Mick’s come in... he’s taken to water like a duck’s back”
JAKE LIVERMORE
TalkSport

“So do you find that pornography fills a hole in your life?”
EDDIE MAIR
Radio 4

“That’s eight penalties in 24 minutes, then – even I can do the maths – three a minute”
EDDIE HEMMINGS
Sky Sports

“Typical Friday night rugby in Cardiff. Except it’s Saturday”
JOHN BEATTIE
BBC2

“We didn’t not unexpect an early attack”
PHIL LIGGETT
ITV4

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