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commentatorballs “The Premiership or the Championship: which is the hardest to get out of?”
PHIL WILLIAMS
Radio 5 Live

“Chelsea are barely out of third gear, let alone second”
MIKE WILLIAMS
BBC1

“There is only one way this sport [darts] is going, and that is horizontal upwards”
BARRY HEARN
Sky Sports

“Wade’s on his bike again, skateboarding towards the try line”
NICK MULLINS
BT Sport

“What are the worst toilets, in your experience? Do you have a number one?”
JEREMY VINE
Radio 2

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