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commentatorballs “It’s like a snooker table painted green”
PAUL MERSON
Sky Sports

“First of all a standing ovulation”
VINCENT SIMONE
BBC2

“By the time I turned off my mic last night Celtic were 1-0 up. By the time I got home they were 4-0 down”
GORDON DUNCAN
Radio Clyde

“I know there are a lot of people looking forward to the series and sitting behind their televisions for the next seven weeks”
JOE ROOT
BT Sport

“The West Ham fans are not particularly enamelled by David Moyes”
CRAIG BURLEY
ESPN

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