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Issue 1446
Two Tribes, BBC2
Richard Osman: Which EU country has a land border with the UK?
First contestant: Scotland
Second contestant: Wales.


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: Who laid down their cloak for Queen Elizabeth I?
Contestant: King Henry the 13th.

Shephard: Which of these is the title of the fourth book of the Old Testament: Numbers, Words or Sounds?
Contestant: I’d say Words came first, Numbers came second and Sounds came last, that’s my thinking on it, so I will go for Sounds please.


The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: Which British prime minister was educated at Holton Park Girls’ Grammar School?
Contestant: Winston Churchill.


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