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Issue 1399
“Costa is a vital cog in the jigsaw”
JAMIE REDKNAPP
Sky Sports
“The West Ham players, to a man, are applauding their supporters with their heads above their hands”
ALISTAIR BRUCE-BALL
Radio 5 Live
“Either I was one or two months older than [Cilla Black], or she was one or two months younger than me”
TONY BLACKBURN
Radio 5 Live
“In a way, this is like King Canute with his finger in the dyke”
ELEANOR MILLS
ITV
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- Batman & Yentob: How neither got their stories straight in the Kids Company closure
- May day! Polls on why Labour lost the election still don’t tell the whole story
- PLUS: Fleeing Eritrea; a government gamble on super-fast gaming machines; and why the Corbyn tax figures don’t add up.
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