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“Referee Robert Madley looks at his whistle and blows his watch...”
MICK LOWES
BBC Newcastle

“Cyclist Jess Varnish... was told by the previous performance coach to go away and have a baby, but she didn’t take this lying down”
JACQUIEBELTRAO
Sky Sports News

“Forest Green have certainly got the wind between their tails”
ADAM VIRGO
BT Sport

“Labour has a proud history of anti-racism and anti-Semitism”
LORD HAIN
Radio 5 Live

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