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“There are warnings of floods in the Looe area”
SALLY BOAZMAN
Radio 2

“We are fifth in the league. This is Rangers. The least we should be is top”
BARRY FERGUSON
Radio Scotland

“He closes his eyes and looks to the heavens”
DAVID LLOYD
Sky Sports

“Yeah, obviously his English weren’t great”
WAYNE ROONEY on Fabio Capello
TalkSport

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