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Issue 1395
“They’ve had two-thirds percent possession”
MARK POUGATCH
ITV
“A lot of credit has to go to John Toshack, he bled these players”
KEVIN RATCLIFFE
Radio 5 Live
“And did you get to act with real dinosaurs?”
CHRISTINE BLEAKLEY
ITV
“The temperature just slipping away, round about 76 degrees Celsius”
JONATHAN PEARCE
BBC3
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